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Chávez to Seize All Seaport Warehouses

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The Associated Press is reporting that Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez will seize all of his nation’s privately-owned seaport warehouses, citing “state security” as the reason. The message came from the country’s Public Works Minister Diosdado Cabello.

Chávez has already expropriated a significant portion of the gold and petroleum industries, a good deal of the food staple distribution system, as well as most steel and iron manufacturing, and has designs on doing the same with the gas industry. Chávez has also managed to suppress the bulk of Venezuela’s dissenting media over the past few years by not renewing their communications licenses.

In 2008, he began to phase out the nation’s currency, the Bolívar, replacing it with “el Bolívar fuerte” (the Strong Bolívar); each of the new marks being worth one thousand of the old. The move induced a short-lived confidence in the Venezuelan market, but the value of the existing currency has fallen by almost 80% versus the US Dollar during the past year and a half . While against the burgeoning Euro, it has done much worse. On the black market (proving, I suppose, that there is no honour among thieves) the ‘back-alley service charge’ on the new currency is higher than for the standard Bolívar. (Note: Most currency exchange systems list only the standard Bolívar by default.)

At this rate, how will Chávez be able to afford his considerable sword addiction? Or, more importantly, how will the average family be able to afford the basic necessities of life?

I wonder where he could be getting such crazy ideas?

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DPRK: Nuke Warning

kim-jong-ilPer our June 2nd posting, North Korea has begun to ratchet up its rhetoric in advance of the anticipated succession of Kim Jong-un to the leadership of the DPRK; the chief rationalisation seeming to be that any leader of the insular communist regime must be tried by fire. 

In its latest round of hostile hyperbole (as reported by the Korean Central News Agency – KCNA) it was declared that the nation’s growing nuclear arsenal would be wielded as a “merciless offensive means to deal a just retaliatory strike to those who touch the country’s dignity and sovereignty even a bit.” 

(Even a bit? C’mon, Mr. Kim. By that standard, you’d certainly have to nuke yourself, personally. And maybe more than once!  — Ed.) 

It was the first time that North Korea’s nuclear arms have been portrayed as “offensive” in nature by its official news agency. 

More details on Jong-un’s rise (including acknowledgement of that apparent fact by his eldest brother) and the DPRK’s most recent threats are available in this linked TimesOnline article.
 

Read about some little-known DPRK nuclear developments 
in the following stories from our recent archives:
 

Sum Yung Sun Rises, in the North

JUNE 2, 2009 Watch for Kim Jong-il to create a ‘defining moment’ to mark his youngest son’s anticipated ascendancy…

 

The Syrian ex-Nuclear Site

MAY 31, 2009  The following is a collection of images taken during (and after) the construction of the Syrian facility bombed by Israeli commandos on September 6, 2007. […]

 

Exactly 55 Years, 10 Months

MAY 27, 2009  Fifty-five years and ten months. That’s precisely how long the Korean Armistice lasted. […]

 

DPRK: N-Test, Take X

MAY 25, 2009  The UN Security Council has unanimously condemned North Korea’s latest nuclear firing test, which everyone seems to be assuming is their second such detonation. That might not be the case…

 

DPRK: N-Test, Take 2

APRIL 27, 2009  It was early October, 2006. Overhead, satellites skimmed the sky above the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) and took careful note of the goings-on below.
On the ground, as well as far beneath it, technicians busily prepared for North Korea’s highly-anticipated, first nuclear weapons test – an event that was confirmed in dramatic fashion on October 9th, when it appeared on one of the seismographs I was monitoring…

 

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Coalition of the Blade

Leveraging the vast resource base of this generally under-developed continent, Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez has been working hard to create a socialist ‘Bolivarian’ revolution in South and Central America. A constant thorn in the backside of the ‘imperialist’ United States, Hugo has lately been ostentatiously doling out copies of the sword once wielded by the El Libertador (Simón Bolívar) to his leftist compatriots. 


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Read about the original sword in this New York Times article from 1990. 

The sword was returned to the Bolivar Museum on February 1, 1991 by the M-19 rebels who purloined the prized artifact seventeen years earlier. 

So, is the sword in the Chavez-Correa image actually the real one?

UPDATE: Yes. After close inspection of the images, it appears that the sword shown in both the Raul Castro and Rafael Correa images is the genuine article. Apparently, after Castro and Chavez left grubby fingerprints on the beloved weapon, a decision was taken to don gloves a week later when Correa was invited to also inspect the original — before leaving with his own copy.

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Do the Neutron Dance


 

I have no idea what the lyrics in this song
are saying, but visually, it’s hysterical. 

 

— video viatanziranvia You(Tube)™ —

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Sum Yung Sun Rises, in the North

(BBC – bbc.co.uk)

Profile: Kim Jong-un

Kim Jong-il’s third son, Kim Jong-un, will become North Korea’s next leader, according to unconfirmed South Korean media reports. The BBC News website and BBC Monitoring profile this elusive young man.

kim jong-unThe only known image of Kim Jong-un shows him as a young boy. Kim Jong-un is youngest son of Kim Jong-il and his late third wife Ko Yong-hui.

Born in 1983 or early 1984, the young Kim was initially not thought to be in the frame to take up his father’s mantle.

Analysts focused their attention on his half-brother Kim Jong-nam and older full brother Kim Jong-chol.

But speculation that he was in the frame to succeed his father picked up in January, after a report in South Korea’s Yonhap news agency suggested that Kim Jong-il had picked him as heir.

North Korea watchers also took his reported appointment to the powerful National Defence Commission as a possible signal that he was being moved into a leadership position.

The defence commission is North Korea’s most important government body, and Kim Jong-il rules the country in his capacity as the commission’s chairman.

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Noto bene:

Watch for Kim Jong-il to create a ‘defining moment’ to mark his youngest son’s anticipated ascendancy. It’s quite possible that the DPRK’s current missile and nuclear disputes with the UN Security Council and the IAEA will serve as a backdrop for showcasing the 26-year old Jong-un, whose mother used to call him her “Morning Star King”. Amateur eschatologists will be spinning some yarns about this moniker, which has been used at various times to describe Jesus, Satan or the planet Venus.
Bears watching.

 So, is it just a coincidence that Venus is presently
such a bright, shining jewel in the pre-dawn sky?

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