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Threat Level Revised to ‘Hot Paisley’

GLOBAL THREAT LEVEL:

HOT PAISLEY

paisley
Please be advised that a recent spike
in the
conflict propensity index has
triggered an elevation of the current
Global Threat Level to Hot Paisley.

This condition will continue for the next
30 days, but may be revised at any time.

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